February 2012
Me: I want to do well in my exams, I am going to revise
Me: Is that the internet
proper weird how things change so quickly
People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.
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me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
i have a habit of fucking up anything good in my life
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boyfriend: you'd better start prostituting
me: and we'd have parties every day
boyfriend: what, with all our friends...?
(ITS FUNNY COS NEITHER OF US HAVE FRIENDS)
I occasionally need to take off my slippers because my feet overheat in their...
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
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me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
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literallysame:
this will always be funny
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attempting to blog with the boyfriend on my neck is not easy